ya'll wanna laugh?

I bought a gossip mag or 2 2day to deter myself from doing school work LOL, cause I had 2 opt for the 1 with Rih on the cover. Anyway some of the things mentioned in the article actually made me cry with laughter. For example...

-Rihanna has begged police to stay by her side night and day to protect her from Chris.
-Chris rings Rihanna ATLEAST 30 times everyday.
- One day Rihanna answered the phone to chris and screamed " DROP DEAD" at him down the phone (lmfao as if)
-Chris calls Rihanna's mum daily to found out how shes been doing.
-Rihanna recently broke up with Kanye West after their very short relationship.
-Kanye was quoted as saying "It just wasn't working out so we went back to being friends and I got back with my girlfriend Amber"
-Rihanna admits to fans she has cancelled her concert so that she can testitfy against Chris Brown to make him pay for the destruction she has caused in her life.
Whether Rihanna can piece her life back together or not is dependant on whether or not Chris gets safely locked behind bars.


My other magazine just for a contrast claims...
Rihanna says " I'll never move on, I love him too much".


Your Welcome.

CHERYLL <3

lol I actually burst out laughin in the middle of history imagining Rih pickin up the phone and screamin "drop dead"... just no. no1 would say that lmfao.

lauren--x wrote:CHERYLL <3

lol I actually burst out laughin in the middle of history imagining Rih pickin up the phone and screamin "drop dead"... just no. no1 would say that lmfao.

that is a funny thought though lol ..
bajan accent and all lmao .

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hehehe innit! she'd prolly more realistically be like "you rasshole, fuckin call me 1 more time and watch"

okay sha =)

dead!

& yay

lauren--x wrote:hehehe innit! she'd prolly more realistically be like "you rasshole, fuckin call me 1 more time and watch"

okay sha =)

Lauren you sound almost Bajan:

"You fuckin call me one rasshole time more and you gine see."

*Dead*

My God, they sound worse than the U.S. tabloids and I didn't think that was possible. The U.S. tabloids are utter trash. I see their covers on the newsstands sometimes and I can't help but roll my eyes.

yeh I went into the newsagent yesterday and saw rihanna on the cover of look magazine I was gonna get it but I thought f*ck that they've proberly just wrote some bullsh*t about her anyway (I'm in love with these smilies)

LMAO.

lauren--x wrote:hehehe innit! she'd prolly more realistically be like "you rasshole, fuckin call me 1 more time and watch"

okay sha =)

haha you sound bajan lol

This is what I picture rih saying:

Chris: Robs… you there…..

{silence}

Chris: HELLO?

“Chris you can hear….. Don‘t be a JOHNNY boy ... Stop rassole calling me, I gine pull of this F*cking phone line, and see what the F*ck you gine do…”

“bram” puts down phone

And if she is really mad

A “FUCK YOU” is all that would be needed…… that “drop dead” sh*t is soooo American. lol

LMAO i think i was supposed to be bajan.

my dad made chinese for tea and was like why u eating it with Barbadian sweet chili sauce, u need chinese LOL

anywho... deeead @ every1s take on what she'd say.

These magazines are sadder than I thought.
Thanks for this most ehm... illuminating moment, Lauren.

SAD JUST SAD JUST BLOODY SAD!!

Which mag was it?

Lmaoooo i hate magazines now after all of this they just lie sooooooo much haha I just look at clothes

^ me toooo hahhaha!!!

It was Look mag *rolls eyes*.. like the fashion pages though haha

omg Look is the worst! according to them there married LMAO

I love how gullabul (sp) people are an believe this shiz

Lmaooooo it's a joke isn't it!!!

afterwards it had an article on how bad of a druggie amy winehouse is and , i'd believe that anyday but i didn't read it cause they sooo just make half the stuff up haha

thanks for that dear